What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : Tea ?

How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

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I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

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He : I'm 24.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me : Sure.

What is your favourite colour and why?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : Thank you.

What were the first few days, weeks, months and then years like after finding out about your spouses infidelity? How did your feelings, and yours & their approach to the situation change in the immediate aftermath compared to later down the line?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me : I don't drink

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I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : So, are you seeing someone?

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He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Why do most Indian women cuckold or cheat on their husbands?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : Because it's month of August.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

How mentally ill are Republicans who think Trump is mentally sane? He literally said immigrants eat pets.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me : No

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Can you write a poem or short story based on the first image that shows up on Pinterest?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : I don't drink coffee also